At The Artistic Lifestyle, we educate, train, and lead our artistic warriors from apprentice to warrior through the development of their own businesses, business plans, products, published works, portfolios, social media and marketing campaigns regardless of their passions in order to maximize their potential, personally, socially, and professionally. Whether our artists are poets, historians, painters, anthropologists, or musicians is irrelevant, we educate, train and lead our artists warriors to achieve their destinies as artists of their own destinies. Therefore, our apprentices develop autobiographical encyclopedias of their knowledge to teach the next generation of artistic warriors; it's our duty to the dead to teach and share our greatest technology, our minds, bodies, and souls. In order to become artist warriors, our apprentices must architect an encyclopedia of knowledge and experience to be passed down from generation to generation, millennia to millennia. Essentially, our artists create their own universities, which they sell not for profit. Our mission at The Artistic Lifestyle is to train and orphaned boy or girl how to conquer the world and even become President of the United States.

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Artist General Doctor Brdman is currently architecting the first prototype consisting of over 50 books; this project is known as Operation Bookzkrieg. Currently, our archaic education system is an indoctrination system, and our classrooms have become brainwashing camps. Therefore, it is imperative for #US to develop new systems of learning. One of our missions at The Artistic Lifestyle is to replace our archaic and war-criminal college and university systems with businesses, business plans, products, published works, portfolios, social media and marketing campaigns instead of diplomas in half the time and at a fraction of the cost. In other words, our artists' businesses are their own, but if our artists struggle running their own businesses, they have a portfolio to show future employers instead of a resumes and diplomas were are useless pieces of paper. Expertise comes from experience, neither a piece of paper nor a cap and gown from The Ohio State University.

 

The Artistic Lifestyle also provides a platform from which artists can promote and promulgate their artwork, whilst simultaneously providing a platform from which artists can find an audience, sponsors, not for profit funding, and investors to assist in their pursuance of their passions. However, not all the artists on The Artistic Lifestyle platform are our artists; in fact, most of the artists are not, but we at The Artistic Lifestyle everyone the same known and expertise we provide our apprentices, artists, and artist warriors. However, our apprentices, artists, and artist warriors are The Artistic Lifestyle Corps which the Artist General leads to accomplish strategic missions like #OperationBookzkrieg.

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The Artistic Lifestyle's current missions:

Dear God,

Sweetness

Woody: Defeats Are Things That Make Men Out Of You

Booger Platoon

Wartime Memoirs of Drunken Debauchery

Red Shorts of Courage: The Scarlet Letter

Red Shorts of Courage: Fifty Shades of Block O

Red Shorts of Courage: From Dark to Light Grey

High and Long: The High Life

High and Long: A new Hope for Change

Our Father

Fire and Ice

Female Requisition

Female Attractiveness

High and Long: The Pins Strike Back

High and Long: Titanium Spork

Woody: Anything Easy Aint Worth a Damn

High and Long: Return of The Doctor

High and Long: Exodus

High and Long: The Great Awakening

High and Long: Spiritual Warfare

High and Long: Democracy Lost

High and Long: Brdman and the SS

High and Long: Operation Bookzkrieg

High and Long: White Eagle

High and Long: Mission from God

High and Long: Sex Club Secrets

High and Long: Dark to Light

High and Long: Follow the Nazi Blue

High and Long: Fact-Check Bird Box

High and Long: Operation Winged Rapture

High and Long: The Pyramid Code

Breaking the Family Curse

Virginia Is for Lovers

Marlboro Marine

The Biloxi Blues 

Woody: White Hat

Yellow Footprints

The Artistic Lifestyle

The Artistic Lifestyle Quest

The Artistic Lifestyle Revolution

The American Holocaust I

The American Holocaust II

The American Holocaust III

The American Holocaust IV

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Libtardeology 101

The Chronicles of Libtardia: The Branch Covidians

The Chronicles of Libtardia: The Climate Cult

The Chronicles of Libtardia: The Dumbest Generation

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Eternal Gringo

The Chronicles of Libtardia: House Clowns

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Libtardeology 101

The Chronicles of Libtardia: The Lying Witch and Her Wardrobe

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Marxist Mythology

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Mental Libtardation

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Toxically Masculine

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Trans-Demonic Possession 

The Chronicles of Libtardia: White Privilege

The Chronicles of Libtardia: Zombie Nation

We The People: Treason and Crimes Against Humanity 

We The People: The Declaration of Independence 

We The People: Healthcare and Deathcare

We The People: Crime and Punishment

We The People: Freedom Manifesto 

We The People: The Constitution

We The People: Correspondence 

We The People: The Patriot Plan

We The People: Education

We The People: Economy

We The People: Culture

Red Shorts of Courage: Professor Brdman

The Chronicles of Steven Burroughs

The Hunt for Steven Burroughs

The Testimony of Steven Burroughs

Bedtime Stories with Beowulf

Twelve Nights of Christmas

Shirley The Super Shiba

El Diablo Blanco

Pop’s Cookbook

Hatchet Harry

Thermometer

Nevermore 

Reese Pooh

Stand Up